Monday June 22th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: News networks think Obama isn’t doing enough and Iran thinks we are causing the problem. Britain becomes Iran’s new #1 enemy. Jon high fives everyone but not Jon Oliver. “Senior Foreign Looking Correspondent” Aasif Mandvi says the west is protesting. Jason Jones report from Iraq includes him interviewing three protesters who were detained and made out to be evil in Iran but aren’t. Then in studio the son of one of them talks to Jon about his father’s arrest. Basketball coach Bill Russell talks about his new book and past experiences.

Conan: Jon and Kate Plus 5 has 3 kids being left on the curb. Conan visits the neighbors including signing a huge headshot portrait for a store, talking to someone on the phone as Jay, visiting a miniatures game store and a tattoo parlor where he actually gets a tattoo of a heart. Traffic Jam miniatures outside. Conan brings out the world’s largest shamwow and inside the box is the largest mugshot picture of the shamwow guy. Cameron Diaz talks about California, getting a Hollywood walk of fame star and her new movie. Mountain climber Johnny Strange talks about his experience. Someone performs and after it Cameron Diaz bounces so much running to him that her skirt lifts up revealing a good portion of her ass.

Letterman: Can’t hear Jon and Kate’s announcement over the crying. Thunder creates a golf hole. Dave gives restaurant certificates to a lady for asking about Regis and says he saw a bison being born over the weekend. Andy Kindler interviews recent college graduates about how they cannot find a job and watches one of the film student’s films. Top 10 signs Mayor Bloomberg has gone nuts. Samuel L. Jackson talks about golf and gives us more exciting (not) info on Ryan Reynold’s bees. Cooking with Emeril Lagasse and Dave brings up the Regis lady. Iggy Pop performs.

Fallon: There was a really obvious edit in the monologue here, I wonder how bad the joke was. Jimmy talks about ripping a hole in his pants in a comedy show over the weekend and has them as proof. 7th floor west: Miles brings quesadillas to the party and Jimmy is mad. Freestyln with The Roots had the guitarist singing one song. A guy brings a speaker out that John Leguizamo is doing voice over from and he says he’s decided to quit acting and just do voices. Jimmy then goes up to the booth on the side of the audience and John is in there in a robe and his underwear. He sits down and talks about Ice Age and some other work he’s doing. Nick Cannon and Jimmy do Bill Cosby interviewing Bill Cosby. He talks about weddings and Americas Got Talent. Sonic Youth performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks about how popular his mug has became at the museum store. Then about advertisers and DVR. Marion Cotillard says fuck us, instead of focus. Columinist Michael Musto talks about gossip.

Last Call: Repeat