Wednesday June 24th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: That governor was having an affair and Obama tells people to stop criticizing his response to Iran. Jon is about to go to Iran coverage but a little Kim Jong Il wants his attention because he is planning to launch a missile into Hawaii if America intervenes. Jon talks to the Lil Kim trying to talk him down. The guest talks about the Iran issue.

Conan: Gov. Arnold acting wild in Rio. Conan shreds a cue card with a bad joke. Conan’s Tabloid Moment: Conan and the wax Tom Cruise put a bodybag of the Fonzie wax figure into a car. They had to cut one animal from the show tonight so they show a Zebra tied up outside looking sad. 12 foot high door in the studio draws 12 foot high Jehovah’s Witnesses. Andy tries a seat that has a hole for his crotch. Brandon McMillan with animals including a young bear, young tiger, a big snake whose tail wraps under Conan’s crotch. Then he has a young timberwolf, vulture and an elephant. Kerry Washington talks about visiting the White House and her new movie, then does a female walk with Conan. Wilco performs. Conan brings the zebra out at the end of the show, aw.

Letterman: The Statue of Libery wears a flannel shirt and hiking boots. People are relieved George Bush has been missing for 5 months. Bernie Madoff wants you to send him money for an explanation of why he wants a shorter sentence. Dave talks about the South Carolina governor. Dave talks about a couple from a city called Eighty Four and shows it’s real. The governor takes his time to start to talking. The neighbor in the in-studio apt has a date and wants Dave to quiet down. Top 10 Governor excuses. Ray Ramano takes up 3 segments and I didn’t watch any of them, sorry don’t care about him. I did catch him talk about watching the Worldwide Pants logo at the end of the show and betting with his kids on what random phrase the voice was going to say each night. He records three voices for it and wants the show to pick one for tonight’s. St Vincent performs. The ending logo phrase is Don't Panic Pablo.

Fallon: Cut sketches: Jimmy sells beans to a lobster. Jimmy is the guy who stains things drops strawberries on Hitler. Jimmy reads a funny letter. Colgy the toothpaste bottle shoots Jimmy. Then Colgy comes into the studio and the lobster shoots him. These were all awful. Jimmy shows pictures on his Iphone from his wedding on Richard Branson’s island. Richard talks about his island, Virgin Galactic, his book and a free concert he’s having. He gives Jimmy a guitar. Dwight Howard talks about bball and sees his NBA Live cover. Him and Jimmy play arcade mini bball and Jimmy wins. Astrophysicist Neil De Grasse Tyson talks about space and his new show. The Roots perform.

Ferguson: Mary Steenburgen. Betty LaVette performs. Comic Toddy Sawyer does standup.

Last Call: The show starts off with the intro used for an early episode of the show that was announced by Ed McMahon and took place in Johnny Carson’s studio. Carson is at that studio. The first interview is a clip with Ed from of that episode from May 2002. Director Nick Jasenovec talks about his new movie. Ida Maria performs.