Wednesday June 10th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: The show is sponsored by every other coffee besides Starbucks. Morning Joe says Jon has a Napoleon complex so Jon dresses as him backstage and rides a horse, including a short John Oliver. Jason Jones reports at the New York Times on the downfall of newspapers. He asks the executive, “what is black, white and read(red) all over?” The exec says newspapers. Jason says “no, your balance sheets.” People are afraid the gitmo terrorist can cause danger here. John Oliver reports from the supreme court and sees the terrorist so he runs away. The guest talks about an American Idol style show he produces in Iraq.

Conan: Italian guy talks about a Jeep in an ad. Subtitles on Mahmoud talking that say he wants to nuke to have some fun. David Hasselhoff eats the burger underwater in an ad. Andy tries bacon flavored Vodka. Donald Trump in a video pimps out Conan’s parking space. Conan learns stunt fight training from Steven Ho which includes taking fake punches and wire work being blasted through a window. Dane Cook has lost all his humor telling a bunch of long bad jokes. He does a promo with Conan where Dane is being choked by Conan and says I didn’t steal your butter. Rancid performs.

Letterman: No one on Fox Business Channel has the story. A latino woman as Sonia Sontomayer breaks her ankle riding a motorbike into something. He talks about the backlash on the jokes he made about Palin’s daughter. He says they are rough, but it is a joke. Stupid Human Tricks with a guy who makes fart noises sound like a chainsaw, a guy who sticks a fork into his nose then feeds pasta to his wife with it, and a guy who rolls his eyes down. Steve Nash talks a little then shows a video of him reporting from the NBA finals. Kathy Griffin. Sonic Youth performs.

Fallon: Target Demographic: Balds. Cell Phone Shootout. Jimmy called the phone I used to have feminine, damnit, but I guess he is somewhat right. John Krasinki. Stephen Moyer talks about teeth. Kudo Tsunoda shows off Project Natal with the Richochet demo and Burnout Paradise. They all wore red jumpsuits for some reason and then after the break they acted like they were the six million dollar man. Manchester Orchestra performs.

Ferguson: Tim Meadows reports from fake Washington DC. Chris Matthews. Someone performs.

Last Call: Carson is in a radio studio. Rob Huebel talks about sketch comedy. Captain Paul Watson from Whale Wars. Green Day performs.