Daily Show: NY Post is giving away free diamonds. Morning Joe shills Starbucks coffee because they are being sponsored by it. Dick Cheney interviews and blaming people. Wyatt Cenac talks about imaginery black on white crimes. The guest talks about how parents influence their children. Stephen wants to check in with Jon.
Conan: The camera shows Max Weinberg while Conan is talking about Jon cheating on Kate, just like from Late Night! Kareem Abdul Jabar comes out from the tunnel in the middle of the audience, followed by Pierre Bernard! In the Year THREE thousand featuring new neck braces with Andy Richter. Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook will combine to become YouTwitFace. Julia Louis Dreyfus talks about meeting Michelle Obama at the White House Correspondents dinner and shows off her very own sexy picture on her driver’s license. She steals an Emmy from the NBC Commissary in a skit and Jack McBrayer tries to stop her. Then Jack shows up in studio to take it back. Bradley Cooper talks about getting women when he was young and Mike Tyson in The Hangover. Sheryl Crowe performs.
Letterman: King Jong Il will be succeeded by Kim Jong Wayans. Complementary vicodin in the White House. Inside the Eisenhower White House including a pogo stick. Dave does news headlines. Top 10 signs Kim Jong Il should retire. Jessica Biel talks about skiing, Justin and her new movie. A commemorative Dave coin called the Muncie Mint. Zach Galifianakis. Steve Earle performs.
Fallon: Airbrushed news photos. A package on the history of the fist bump turns into the history of Howie Mandel. Jimmy sings about the Dave Matthews GPS. Danny McBride talks about his kids and Land of the Lost. Jimmy interviews World’s Toughest Fixes host Sean Riley while suspended on a wire. He holds his crotch the whole time for some strange reason. Dave Matthews band performs twice. Jimmy fist bumps the audience.
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