Monday June 15th Late Night Talk Show Recap

To preface, about every single show made a joke comparing the riots in LA over the Lakers to the ones in Iran over the election. One is an actual important issue, while another are morons rioting because their team WON. Wow really LA? Really?

Daily Show: Iran’s chaos over the election. Jason Jones in Iran. John Oliver uses a map to show the voting. Sam Bee does a piece where Long Island wants to become a state so she makes fun of it and interviews dumb muscle guys. Ed Helms had Bradley Cooper’s suit jacket and Jon asked what they were doing for that to happen. John shows clips of Ed’s most embarrassing Daily Show moments. Jon checks in with Stephen and congratulates him on his trip.

Conan: Miniature roadway bit: a Clippers bus gets rid of mobbing Lakers fans. Conan visits a wax figure auction house and makes fun of how bad they are. He buys the Fonzie who looks like he’s finishing up at the urinal then brings him into the studio with a urinal while a creepy Tom Cruise watches him from the balcony. Character in the audience says he has the worst seat in the studio. Parts of Conan’s studio is sponsored by different companies including La Bamba’s moustache. Will Arnett talks about doing voiceover work then does an announcer voice for Conan’s show. Then he professes his love for Law and Order then air guitars the theme. Joe Torre talks baseball. Spinal Tap performs then talks to Conan for a bit.

Letterman: Iranian voting machine: Angry bearded guy, other angry bearded guy or play Ms. Pac-Man. 5 seconds to file an election complaint. Dave once again apologizes for the Palin joke saying it was a nasty joke, but he made a mistake about the daughter. Top 10 messages left on Mahmoud’s answering machine. Jack Black talks about bringing back his band and sings a little bit. Then he talks about his kids and Year One. The Late Show Staff talks about Who raising the swine flu threat level. Dr. M.A. Sanjayan talks about saving the environment.

Fallon: Jimmy talks about his weekend at Bonnaroo. 7^th Floor West: The Pizza Party, Whitney Port from The Hills shows up and Jimmy sees Miles. Audience members try to dance a hat and gloves off their body. Matthew Broderick and hockey player Sean Avery. Then Jimmy tries to shoot targets with Sean. Heidi and Spencer Pratt talk about the same crap they did on the three other shows they were on today. Holy shit I’ve watched these morons 4 times today. I mean I DVR’d The View because I thought that would be the only place I would see them, but they showed up on the premiere of Alexa Chung, Fallon and of course I had to watch the video of what the internet was buzzing about with Al Roker on Today. A country singer performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks about gay penguins. Someone in an email asked about the guy in S&M gear and Craig says he's not an intern, but a high level production guy. Holly Hunter tells Craig about massages. Some band performs.

Last Call: Repeat.