Thursday June 25th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Big night in late night tonight, a lot of great guests. This is one to read.

Daily Show: Jon says there are two 18 year olds in the audience who found out on the show they are going to the same college and Jon “wants them to fuck.” Haha wow. Obama said he will let the people know more of the White House’s secrets yet they are doing just the opposite. Obama stopped Cheney tapes from coming out in fear of Jon Stewart making fun of them. Jason Jones final report from Iran has him teaching Iranian kids football and talking to an Iranian rapper and doing his own Iran rap. Cameron Diaz had a snicker bar and now she’s on a sugar high. She talks about how sad her new movie is.

Conan: Conan visits a Science and Engineering student convention and makes fun of all the poor kids. Max is leaving for 4 weeks to tour in Europe with Bruce Springsteen so Max’s entire podium with drums drives out of the studio and outside. Max continues to drive the platform and drums throughout the city. Max stops at an intersection, pulls up to a drive through, gets pulled over by the cops and then carried onto the airplane. Bruno says some crazy gay things and talks about his arrest at a fashion show. Then he says he hates Paris Hilton, talks about adopting an African baby and finally dances super sexual for and on Conan, it was hilarious. Stephen Moyer talks about working on True Blood, having no tan for it and accents. Performance group Zumanity has a woman performing a striptease routine mostly on a stripper pole.

Letterman: Governor Sanford Conference Recap: he doesn’t know what he’s about to say, a lot of ums. Terrell Owens reaction to Gov. Sanford is the crying clip of him. Top 10 Surprising facts about Gov. Sanford. Johnny Depp talks about his kids, acting, relaxing and life on his own island. Then he talks about his boat, says he likes old movies and actors and discusses the character in his new movie. Megan Fox talks about dropping out of school, being younger and her tattoo. She says she has had three crushes in her life: Jon Stewart, Conan O’Brien and David Letterman. Wow, awesome. Then she says she’s a hermit and talks about her old engagement. Dave pulls the old fake clip gag on her with a clip of a small robot chasing a girl that looked similar to her.

Fallon: The show starts off with a header that says the show was taped at 5:30 est, I wonder what he says about Michael Jackson. Jimmy slowjams the news about healthcare. Real animals, fake arms: ducks smoke with fake arms. Jimmy does a bunch of one liners for a clip of Transformers where the robot appears, this was awful. Jimmy shows a clip of his Wii match with Tiger Woods in Times Square. Tiger talks about the US Open and the new Wii game. He and Jimmy play the Wii game and they both suck at it. Wow, if a motion device is supposed to give you more control over the game then shouldn’t a pro golfer do great at the game? No, because the Wii sucks. Evan Rachel Wood talks about working with Woody Allen and Larry David, the movie and working on True Blood. Dinosaur Jr. performs. So there was no mention of Michael Jackson in the show so why bother with the header? It’s a comedy show, why must they feel like they had been obligated to talk about the death? Sure he’s an icon, but big deal they didn’t mention it or that they made people laugh instead of spending a whole hour of a comedy show mourning him. That header was stupid.

Ferguson: Craig has the entire audience up on the stage, amazing. Dear Aquaman. Larry David doesn’t seem to like Craig very much since he asks him a bunch of weird questions. But he still laughed at a lot of his jokes. Craig cooks catfish with Wolfgang Puck, ah so that’s why he asked Larry about catfish.

Last Call: From a golf driving range. Zachary Levi and Joel David Moore talk about their trip to visit the soldiers in Iraq. They show a clip of their trip which also had Christian Slater and Kal Penn. Zach didn’t mention Chuck at all, but Carson did say it would be coming back to NBC this FALL. But that probably means nothing since it’s just Carson. Rally car driver Ken Block. Bat for Lashes performs.