Friday June 19th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real Time: AMA is a mess. Bill shows a video of a republican rap group then makes up lyrics for them. Megan McCain made for a good guest. New Rules: America isn’t meddling in Iran election, we screwed with one and got Bush. New Miss California is against gay marriage but we shouldn’t be shocked she’s conservative since liberals go to college. Twitter didn’t save Iran, Iran saved Twitter and Twitter users used to think iRan was the new treadmill from Apple. World Texting champion as bad parents and got a text from Arod. Olive Garden pulls ads from Letterman so Bill wants to somehow boycott a restaurant he would never eat at. People have to stop sucking up to Obama and Bill says he isn’t siding with the Republicans. He talks about how both parties have problems and wants one that is better.

Conan: A video clip of a bunch of TV hosts and guests putting together words that make congratulations to Conan and keep your daughters away from Max Weinberg. Since Oprah is taking her staff on a cruise, Conan takes Pierre Bernard to get a turkey sandwhich then leaves quick. NBC News put good looking interns in the background of their newscast prentending to be reporters so Andy is replaced by a good looking guy and his voice and the guy’s mouth sync up. Conan thanks his father for Father’s Day and then his father rebuts it in a video clip saying it’s fake and he likes his brother better. Triump the Insult Comic Dog from Bonnarroo makes fun of the hippies, talks to the Beastie Boys and helps a hot girl find her tent which has a naked Max Weinberg in it. At the Springsteen concert Bruce goes over to Triumph in the audience and sings with him. Shia LaBeof talks about traveling around promoting Transformers, big explosions on it and adjusting to being a star. Phil Jackson. Holly Williams performs.

Letterman: Digital Converter for Telegraphs. Lawn chairs in Times Square are so successful that there will be dog parks on the bridge, pools in the subway and a long Outback steakhouse in the tunnel. A fake Mayor Bloomberg calls to talk about Times Square and says they can now store they excess chairs. Late Show Fun Facts. Top 10 things you don’t want to hear from your kids on fathers day. Jada Pinkett Smith. Alan Kalter eats chlorine. Michael Cera tells some stories and talks about the costumes in Year One. The Sounds perform.

Fallon: Obama facial expressions including him rambling on about D2 The Mighty Ducks. Who Cares Hindenberg: Miley and Nick hanging out, TR Knight leaving Grey’s, Pete Wentz celebrated his 30th birthday. I think there has been a Pete Wentz or Ashlee Simpson joke in everyone of these hasn’t there? Jeff Goldblum from a set in the audience supports an audience member for audience president. Jeff talks about his projects, then Jimmy shows him the drunk Goldblum video and makes one from him on the show. Comic Mike Birbiglia talks about telling bad jokes at the Baseball MVP ceremony. Director Tamra Davis cooks.

Ferguson: Craig says this is the 900^th episode. Rather Late Show with Prince Charles. Bryan Cranston and someone performs.

Last Call: Carson is on a San Fransisco cable car. He shills the Samsung Jack by showing pics he took with it including one of a Jack ad. Kathy Griffin. No Name radio host takes Crason on a tour around SF and he takes more pics. Peaches performs.