Friday July 17th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real Time: Video package of Bill hosting a fake gameshow, complete with wig, that has a White Male against a Wise Latina to see who is the best judge. Bill compares Gov. Sanford’s well written love messages to Mark Foley’s blunt dirty ones. Joe Scarborough is on the satellite feed. Jason Alexander joins the panel to talk about Israel. New Rules: Sarah Palin is not a renegade, History channel has to stop airing bad career decision shows, restaurant sinks are too complicated, Obama can look at other women's asses, and big news stories have to stop breaking while Bill is on vacation. Bill then compares America to Michael Jackson.

Conan: Taped over NASA moon landing video has alf singing. The show’s bathroom is pimped out with an omlette chef, Spencer Pratt’s face on the toilet paper and wax Tom Cruise greeting you. The black guy in the band says to himself that Conan doesn’t know black issues. Twitter Tracker: flaming bird, birds with a needle, mariachi birds and electrified bird. Conan does stunt training with stuntman Steven Ho again. He gets hit by a chair, dodges a kendo stock but got hit in the stomach by it, gets hit with beer bottles and then pulled backward by a wire through fences, a barn, glass and bowling pins. Seth Green talks about being a nerd, making Robot Chicken, shows pictures of figures observing objects from around the world and being on WWE Raw. Demi Lovato performs.

Letterman: Liberty holding a glass of beer. Madoff countdown. Moon landing footage has the speaker saying baba-booey. Top 10 ways Dave’s mom is spending her birthday presented by his mom: “just check my twitter page,” “go to a fire David Letterman rally,” “gonna watch the kid that replaced Leno.” Tom Arnold. Tommy Johnigan does standup. Metric performs.

Fallon: Video of Jimmy in Times Square getting people to do impressions and making them sing Black Eyed Peas’s Boom Boom Pow in the voice. Someone actually did an impression of a Jimmy pizza party line from 7^th floor west, wow people are actually big fans of that? If I ever see Jimmy there at Times Square I’m going to do Barry Gibb talkshow with him!! Bing office game where audience members must compete to search for things the fastest, it also included a video detailing cheap vacation getaways. Anna Paquin talks about a fake facebook page and True Blood. Radio host Madcow uses Jimmy’s crazy “start your engines” line on his show. The Dead Weather performs.

Ferguson: Micheal Ian Black calls in at the beginning of the show saying he’s sick. Paris Hilton talks about being in Dubai for her show. Author Alan Furst talks about being turned on by the romance in his novels and why he writes about old times. Ray LaMontagne performs.