Wednesday July 15th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Obama throws the first pitch out at the All Star Game and Fox says it hit the dirt while a clip airs showing it didn’t. Health care reform talk. Samantha Bee tells Jon how the proposed health care system already works in Canada and it’s bad. John Oliver joins in and compares it to Britain’s healthcare, he has testicles coming out his ass. Wyatt Cenac has a cleaver stuck in his head and has no insurance so he just has to wait. The guest takes up two segments just like Barney Frank did on Monday, aww. She is the secretary of health services and talks about healthcare and possible options, seems like a theme today.

Conan: Fox shows Obama hitting an old lady in a walker while throwing the pitch. Sontomayor shoots lazers from her eyes when someone talked bad about her. Some guy in senate called something Barackonolopy and then they make more board game names with Barack. Hillary Clinton tells lame jokes and a different audience laughs wildly. The set has a long light and talks to Conan like Kitt from Knight Rider, making fun of him. Celebrities misquote famous quotes, it’s a segment just like Celebrity Survey, but the jokes begin with famous quotes. Dana Carvey talks about Conan on SNL, Gov. Arnold, Obama and Al Franken with Al Gore. Then about Larry King, a trip to Italy and how he made up conversations there. Talking about British accents it came up that he did Paul McCartney on SNL and then talks about meeting him, funny since he’s the big draw on Letterman tonight. Anthony Anderson talks about being a cop on Law and Order, his mom and playing dominos online. Allison Iraheta performs.

Letterman: Liberty has sunglasses on. Terrell Owens cries about the National Leauge loss. Madoff countdown. Liberty has a magic hat and wand for Potter. Clip from Potter has a memory of Voldermort and it is Regis teaching aerobics. Paul Schaffer does an over the top impersonation of Ed Sullivan introducing the Beatles. Top 10 ways Bruce Willis is spending his summer: #1 “Agreed to do this lame list just to meet Paul McCartney.” Paul McCartney talks about the building, the band, Micheal Jackson and more. Then he performs twice on the Late Show marquee with a huge audience outside, awesome.

Fallon: Jimmy talks about doing the announcing voice badly for a Nascar event. Shared experience: the audience shoots nerf balls at Miles playing Jenga. Next the three sections of the audience bump a big ball down into big cardboard bowling pins on the stage, then Jimmy kung fu’s the rest down. Kevin Connely talks about going to the movies with Jimmy and Kevin wanting fountain soda. He wants the audience to hug it out as a shared experience and they do. Kevin and the Entourage gang are on Cigar Efficiando so Jimmy has fake magazines with Kevin on them like Redbook, High Times and Really Out. Fellow talk show hostess Alexa Chung talks about her show, adjusting to NY, tries out introductions with guests with Jimmy and social networking sites. Another shared experience has the audience blowing up balloons, singing the theme then letting them go. Higgins gave Jimmy a limp balloon with two nerf balls in it and someone says "happy birthday Jimmy" and Jimmy says TV voice Higgins. Hmm, weird, that voice didn't sound like Higgins, maybe the voice he does on the show is fake? Someone performs.

Ferguson: Dear Aquaman. Rosie Perez talks to Craig while he sits on the couch next to her. Astronaut Mike Massimino talks about going into space.