Tuesday July 14th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Sontomayor hearings and the right is calling her racist. A lot of Supreme Court hearing talk. Sonia sat so still that at one point her body screensaver came on. Mets player Lenny Dykstra was rich a year ago and now he’s in debt, but Jim Cramer called him one of the greats. The guest talks about Henry Hudson’s voyage.

Conan: Clips of Sontomayor saying numchucks is made into an ad to purchase them. Obama can’t pronounce a town, trips and his teleprompter falls so the ad calls him the worst president ever. Tonight Show Kiss Cam, has an old lady kissing a young guy, the two S&M characters kissing each other and a man kissing a bear. Video package of Andy talking to celebs like Jenna Fischer and John Hamm at the All Star Game’s celebrity softball, then he hits a homerun. Michael Phelps talks about breaking another world record, compares wingspans with Conan, won’t talk about the bong picture and talks about his children’s book. Paget Brewster runs in high heels when entering and almost falls. Sugar Ray performs.

Letterman: Liberty with a sunhat and a cooler of beer. Madoff countdown and a countdown until they show it again, haha funny. Sontomayor looks in love with someone at the hearings set to love music. Homerun during the homerun derby flies out of the stadium and hits cyclists making them fall and pileup. Small town news and guys who look like Dave: both were some of the worst I’ve ever seen him do. Top 10 signs Sontomayor is getting cocky. Edie Falco talks about throwing out a pitch well then plays catch with Dave. Michael Showalter talks about his new show, how he started in comedy group and how it became The State, then tells a story about a tough cat adoption agency. Wilco performs with Feist.

Fallon: Jimmy shows off the Palm Pre, it was like an awkward ad. Letters home from camp has the director, Sean William Scott, a writer crushed under a light and Jimmy in old language tone reading letters to their mothers. Jimmy reveals audience members who the show gave make-unders making them look ugly and crazy. Sean William Scott talks about calling the police because he thought someone was in his home, but it was Mr. Woodcock on tv. Then he talks about Ice Age and the movie he’s working on called A Couple of Dicks. Football player Keyshawn Johnson talks about his new home renovation show. Daniel Merriweather performs.

Ferguson: More puppet results. Craig plays Sarah Palin on The Apprentice where she quits, on Deadliest Catch shooting fish, on CBS News calling Katie Couric a bitch, Extreme Makeover Home Edition seeing Russia, selling the Shamwow, Dancing with the Stars dancing with a small puppet that is Tom Cruise, the Nascar channel riding a dog sled, SuperNanny changing diapers because she’s practiced on McCain, stripping on the Playboy channel. John Larroquette. A band and comic performs.