Daily Show: People think the health care reform plan is too complicated to get care. Obama chimes in, but also calls what happened to that black professor “stupid” so that’s all the media focuses on. A fighter jet is being decommissioned and guns are legal across state lines. The guest talks about the Civil War. Jon checks in with Stephen but he messes up.
Conan: Gidget the Taco Bell dog dies and they mashup people talking about Jackson’s death making believe it is about Gidget. Conan answers Andy’s hard questions about the LA Dodgers. Tommy Lasorta comes out and yells at them. Conan’s Tabloid Moment: has him kicking a baby while holding a beer. Picture of Laurel and Hardy carjacking someone at the Staples Center is in the mural on top of the set. Conan talks to a fake representative from the NRA. Zach Galafanakis talks about the success of The Hangover, some stunts he did for it, his new fame and G-force. Keke Palmer. Jason Aldean performs.
Letterman: Guy sells raccoon hot dogs on the street including raccoon fur and innards and the guy eats it. Osama’s twins go skiing holding up a camel. Liberty wearing a cast. NJ politicians will go back to doing what they do best, gay sex. A bunch of funny phrases from Obama’s conference including big bang, getting hammered, donut hole. Top 10 surprises at the Obama press conference. Diddy talks about his acting career, his parties, his work against Malaria, his time with MJ and his cologne. Vera Farmigia. Ginuwine with Missy Elliot performs.
Fallon: Real Animals with Fake Hands was two dogs having dinner at a restaurant together. Facebook statuses for audience members. Kevin Nealon talks about a wide array of topics including SNL and shows a clip of him from the celebrity golf tournament. Demi Lovato talks about liking metal music then her and Jimmy make a youtube video together and sing a metal version of Barney on it. Animal expert shows off small animals and an alligator.
Ferguson: More puppet results. Cheryl Hines. Author Ben Mezrich.
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