Thursday July 9th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Conan: Video of people working on the set getting injured because Conan hurt them. The back section of the audiences gets to see an Irish step dancing team. Andy reports on a fire in LA and it’s in the background of Conan’s set, then he puts it out with water. Who Wore it best? Nicky Hilton and Katy Perry wore the same dress, but so did… Pierre Bernard. He comes out with it and the audience votes he wears it best. Larry King talks about his Vegas show, Conan shows him the Transformers clip of him and he shows one of Conan turning into a girl’s bicycle. Then he talks about yelling at a little league game, stories in his book and how he wants to be frozen when he dies. Zooey Deschannel talks about doing music when she was young, losing a stuffed animal when she was young and has a hard time introducing the clip to her new movie. Playing for Change performs.

Letterman: Liberty holds a can of Raid. Terrel Owens cries in reaction to Palin. Madoff countdown. Why are we afraid of Mahmoud? He looks funny trying to catch a fly. Palin went snowmachining and it crashed, then she was at the pool with her pet moose in the pool. Writer Joe Grossman is here for the Dave Letterman memorial. Bruno presents Top 10 reasons to see Bruno, this was hilarious, watch it online. Daniel Radcliffe talks about Equos, living by himself, turning 20 and growing up in front of the camera. Dave pulls the fake clip gag that Emma said she didn’t like last night. Dave gives him a dustbuster that he said he was asking for as a gift. Ballerina Veronika Part, everyone else is on vacation I guess. Levon Helm performs.

Ferguson: Craig shows the puppet voting results and somehow Mahmoud is winning here too. Craig communicates with a character in the audience by swinging a tube. Jeff Goldblum talks about his death rumors and jazz. A doctor from The Doctors talks about vaginas and Craig talks stupid. A comic performs.