Monday July 6th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Conan: Message from all on TV: July 4th message and don’t blow off your testicle like Conan. Fake Max is arrested in a riot in Europe. Conan drives a desk-mobile around the Universal lot and talks to people. Sanford vs Danielle Steel: Andy tries to guess who said a quote. Andy phones Fabio for help and he repeats phrases because it’s prerecorded. The quote is from La Bamba’s romance novel. Howie Mandel talks about thongs, his wife and women in general. Alanis Morisette. Death Cab for Cutie performs.

Letterman: The Statue of Libery wears a Kiss the Cook apron and holds a spatula. George Bush gets hit by a bull at the rodeo. Sarah Palin words edited together to say “the world needs more insane governors.” Roger Federer is an icon but the announcer of the video cannot remember his name. Sarah Palin moving to a talkshow: Sarah and Dave. Top 10 things that sound cool when spoken by a giant robot presented by Optimus Prime including a cool CGI set. Hayden Panetierre talks a lot about swimming with dolphins, her misspelled tattoo and Beth Cooper. Serena Williams talks then hits tennis plays into the audience for some reason. Connor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band performs.

Ferguson: Craig shows pictures from his trip to Iraq. Then he shows the beer mugs they have him and talks about hosting the fireworks special with Neil Diamond. Craig curses as an English sheepdog puppet and the puppet’s mouth has to be pixilated. Eric Idle talks about a Monty Python reunion and sings a song.