Tuesday July 7th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Conan: The black guy in the band has an internal monologue about what Conan is saying about black people and how Conan knows nothing about them, just like on Late Night. Andy goes to Announcer school and does stupid voices, not funny. Twitter Tracker with more crazy animations including cow milking, a twitter bird fleet, birds playing tennis and bird on a fishing pole. Samuel L. Jackson talks about his achievements in film and cursing. Kevin Connolly talks about dressing up as the Beegees with the Entourage gang for a photoshoot, how Adrian put a sock in his pants for it, and Gary Busey tickling him on the set. Andrew Bird performs.

Letterman: Statue of Libery has a flyswatter. Countdown clock to Bernie Madoff being free. Biff runs into Dave’s shot and the camera. Kim Jong Il’s hair dances to Beat It. Lady supposed to be Palin goes fishing and falls into the water. Dave’s got a short tie. Small Town News: free toothpick with ad and a woman thinks a dog statue is a real one. Top 10 messages left on Palin’s answering machine: “It’s Letterman, we still cool?” Sacha Baron Cohen, the man not any of the characters, talks about the success of Borat and about happenings behind the scenes of both the cage fighting and interviewing a terrorist scenes in Bruno. Joel McHale talks about his children’s weird antics and playing football as a kid.

Ferguson: Dear Aquaman. Craig shows the results for the puppet voting. Evan Rachel Wood talks about her name and Craig’s cup. Christoper Gorham.