Thursday July 2nd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: More RIPpy awards: Chuck Todd links that old actor’s death to Brian Williams through VO work and Matt Laurer goes inside Jackson’s empty home. Gov. Sanford tries to justify his actions with love. Obama cooks Pakistani food and reads their poems, but Jon says “that’s great now fix the economy.” The guest talks about how differently how food today is produced. Moment of Zen: Matt Lauer Jackson home tour remix.

Kimmel: Jimmy’s crew asks a guy if he knew where he was when he found out Jeff Goldblum wasn’t dead. NYC’s risqué Calvin Klein ad replaced with one of Uncle Frank naked. William Hung stars in HBO’s Hung. This Week in Unnecessary Censorship: John Salley says to Lou Diamond Phillips c’mon let’s **** this girl’s ass referring to Torrie Wilson on I’m a Celebrity. Megan Fox gives Guillermo a big hug. She talks about a summer job, bible camp and her first crush there who stood her up. She wanted to be a comic book artist and likes some crazy manga comics, wow, then shows Jimmy the picture she drew of him that has him all bulked up. Jimmy drew a picture of him and her in bed together and Jimmy has a disgusting tongue coming at her. Then she talks about how crazy Michael Bay is with explosions and how he had her stand under a waterfall at age 15 as an extra in Bad Boys II. David Cross shows a coupon he was given at a comedian event for $1000 off a private jet, talks about his trip behind the scenes of a baseball game and discusses trying crack for the first and last time.