Wednesday July 8th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Conan: An ad to legalize marijuana turns into the high narrator talking about gloves with a book attached to them. A fake Max is again pulled away by riot police. Conan goes outside to meet a tour bus and delivers Andy’s baby for them. Celebrity Survey, nothing really good this time which is rare, I always loved the ones on Late Night. Conan’s show is quickly becoming less and less funny. Meredith Viera talks about the Jackson coverage, the memorial and camping. Andy Hillstrand from Deadliest Catch talks about experiences on the boat. Al Madrigal does standup.

Letterman: Statue of Liberty is wearing a mosquito stopping mask. The Madoff countdown clock again. Liberty wearing waders and boots. Al Franken will resign and go fishing in Alaska. Dave backstage thinks a toaster is a transformer going to kill us, then it shoots a laser at him and he disappears. Top 10 questions Bernie Madoff asked in prison. Lyle the intern is shooting a video blog with a camera talking about how bad Dave is and the disgusting jobs he does for the show. Queen Latifah talks about Jackson, the memorial and the inauguration. Emma Watson talks about going to college, her electric car and the rained out Potter premiere including Dave showing the pic of her underwear showing. She was mad that Dave showed those goofy fake clips last time, funny. Queen Latifah performs.

Ferguson: Craig does a lip synch performance to some old rock song. Henry Winkler as a lifeguard talks to Craig and gives beach tips. Craig talks about the puppet voting and how you can vote on the website. The boss’s wife, Julie Chen, talks about Big Brother. Michael Ian Black wears a jacket that he stole 5 years ago from Kilborn’s show.