Friday September 18th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: Glenn Beck is on the Time magazine cover so Bill has some more fake covers that make him look bad. David Cross is the guest. New Rules: Love Happens movie isn't for guys. No surprise Blockbuster stores are closing. Don't need a corpse having sex exhibition. Jimmy Carter must stop saying Republicans are racist. UFOs did Kanye's hair. Must reform your own health if you're going to complain about health care reform.

Conan: The old guys from The Muppets heckle Obama. Canada’s Got Talent only has people sawing trees. Max Weinberg edited into an Acorn video telling them how to fraud a prostitution ring. Andy talks about winning Celebrity Jeopardy and shows an easy question about corn dogs. Triumph on-air at a real Jewish telethon singing a song about his dog parents, reading a message from Conan and singing Witch Doctor and the Happy Days theme song with some Jewish guys. Courtney Cox talks about her new show. Ted Danson tells some Larry David stories, talks about Damages and his new show. Nelly Furtado sings in Spanish.

Fallon: Jimmy writes his weekly thank you letters to people and things in the news, including it being his birthday on Saturday. Jimmy shows the video of the winner of the Late Night Intern Contest, which was actually pretty funny and was about him being a film student. Then he comes out to talk to Jimmy, gets shirts, laptop and camera and has to get donuts for the audience. Danny Devito talks about getting his start in the business, sharing an apt with Michael Douglass, Sunny in Philly and the drink he sells. James Blake talks about his clothing line and tennis. Then him and Jimmy play Tennis Poker hitting tennis balls to break plates with poker cards on them. Keri Hilson performs.

No Last Call tonight, they aired Community instead, weird!