Monday September 21st Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Liberty wears sunglasses and an earpiece. Presidential limo can’t fit into the parking space. Dave talks about a lady in the audience who brought a heart shaped potato with her that she had showed on the show 2 years earlier. President Barack Obama is tonight’s guest and first thing he wants when he comes out is to see the heart shaped potato and the lady lets him keep it. Obama talks a variety of topics both serious and non-serious.

Conan: Megan Fox wrote on Conan's autograph wall, "Conan I love you, you are a man like no other, see you in my dreams, Megan Fox." So Conan goes backstage to the wall to chainsaw that piece out then locks it in a safe. Before Photoshop is pictures photoshopped to what they supposedly looked like originally. It had the usual pop culture jokes including poor Scott Baio working at an Arbys. Ricky Gervais pours water onto Conan’s hair then styles it and makes him make a stupid face. Chicken Charlie makes deep fried food with Conan including deep frying his sunglasses and a Spiderman toy. Lyrnyrd Skynyrd performs.

Fallon: Jimmy shows an old style video tape that teaches audience members how to do their duty including instructions for simple tasks. This was pretty funny. Empty your Pockets has Jimmy looking what audience members have in their pockets or pocketbooks. A new page named Clue hands Jimmy a paper, where's Munkus? The bit included a picture of a normal, Queen Elizabeth and astronaut version of Bob Seger. Clive Owen talks about his new movie then plays darts with Jimmy. Joanna Garcia talks about the Yankees and her role on Gossip Girl. Living Colour performs.

Ferguson: Craig starts the show with Wavy the Crocodile. Danny Devito in a video reads an excerpt from Craig’s book. Marg Helgenberger. Dule Hill. Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears perform.