Tuesday September 15th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Drudge Report talks about kids cheering when black kids beat up a white kid. Clips from an ACORN scandal where they allow prostitutes. Jason Jones reports on the Arizona capitol building that is up for sale and he breaks down how bad a deal it is. Matt Damon is the guest. Moment of Zen is Tom Delay on Dancing promo.

Conan: Taylor Swift’s music video is a fat guy flailing his arms. A schedule of Joe Biden saying crazy things during his day in Iraq. Video of La Bamba Rock Band. Conan works with a pool cleaner. Jennifer Aniston talks about old sitcoms she was on that failed, Conan shows a clip of one in German and she talks about her new movie. Tennis player Melanie Oudin. Phoenix performs.

Fallon: Iphone Apps: Stingify your voice had a really good Sting impersonator singing what Jimmy said. Mugshot yourself turns your pictures into mugshots. Virtual Resiser has you feed Paul Reiser until he explodes then parties. Problem identifier tells you the problems of people you take pictures of. Order Subway sandwiches 5 years ahead has a video clip of Jimmy and the employee in beards 5 years later in the Subway store and they made it wrong. Jimmy’s preacher is in the audience talking about indigestion and asking audience members about it. Anna Faris talks about playing the bimbo and doing voices for her new movie. That awful Space Train sketch from the very first episode returns and has Anna slapping Jimmy over another girl. Alan Cumming talks about becoming a citizen, preparing to do the Spiderman play and teaches Jimmy a trick to loosen the tongue with a paper towel. Ghostface performs.

Last Call: Carson is at his childhood burger place. Jesse Metcalfe talks about working with Michael Douglas and his new movie. Graffiti artist Caleb Aero talks and does a mural of Carson. A package of Metric talking about themselves then they perform.