Tuesday September 1st Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Madoff countdown and his summer home his called Casa de Ponzi. Labor Day is also for people like Brett Favre, Spitzer and Bush. Paula Abdul will have a talkshow where her first guests are Dr Drew and Dr Oz whom try to figure out what’s wrong with her. Love music plays while Chris Wallace interviews Dick Cheney and they make cute faces to each other. A staff member hands Dave a 16th anniversary t-shirt saying it is from Dave. Top 10 questions to ask yourself before letting Muammar Qaddafi live with you. Dave grills Jeremy Piven about the mercury poisoning incident for the whole interview making him explain everything that happened, this was boring and unnecessary. Rumer Willis talks about turning 21, her parents Bruce Willis and Demi Moore and her new movie.. Black Crowes performs.

Conan: California Wildfire news coverage has a clip from an Arnold Schwazanegger movie where he tries to get people out of a burning house. An ad for Bengay with Conan’s words spliced together to say he likes being rubbed down by bodybuilders with Bengay. Conan brings out the dancers from Pitbull’s performance last night to dance after he tells a monologue joke. Tonight Show Prop Auction: Obama bust with pencil sharpener ears, the fake asteroid, wax Fonzie and Tom Cruise and La Bamba with bonus moustache and hat. Elijah Wood talks about ComicCon, hanging out with the other hobbits, dancing on the children’s show Yo Gabba Gabba, being mistaken for Daniel Radcliffe and his new movie 9. Mila Kunis talks about the sex appeal she had in her movie and living with her parents while filming That 70s Show. Cheap Trick performs.

Fallon: Obama facial expressions with captions turns into him thinking about old juice drinks. John Madden Karaoke had an appearance by Munkus and 3 Jets players come out to sing some. Joan Allen talks about her Lifetime movie. Rob Zombie talks about the history of Halloween and the new movie. Michael Franti performs.

Ferguson: Craig tries to prove his studio audience is real. Dear Aquaman is not in HD yet. Quentin Tarantino takes up 2 long segments telling stories and talking about critiquing movies. Craig says since Jason Ritter was bumped off the show he will be on tomorrow night.