Friday September 4th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Sneezing monkey has the swine flu. Statue of Liberty is gone. Dick Cheney has trouble breathing. Smoke comes out of a golf course and blows the golfer up. Late Show Fun Facts. Top 10 signs you wasted your summer: “You’re watching this show.” Neil Patrick Harris talks about doing a photoshoot for CBS’s magazine, doing guest judging on American Idol and hosting the Emmy’s. Dave shows a photoshopped picture of himself on CBS’s magazine. Comic Steve Mazan. Edward Sharpe and the Musical Zeros perform.

Conan: Bush pops his head into a Cheney interview. Donald Trump says you’re fired when he sees California wildfires. Virginia Slims uses Conan’s words spliced together to say he likes to smoke them after he has sex with strange women he meets on the internet. Conan brings out the guy who won the blow up your car contest. He shows the car outside at Universal’s European village movie set then shows a video Andy taped earlier of him there talking to the people who will blow it up. Then Conan, the guy and Andy are by the car and blow it up. Wax Fonzie was in the car and wax Tom Cruise was watching but was not hurt. Jennifer Connoley talks about her summer vacation, her old scary house and doing voiceovers for her new movie 9. A guy who hosts a show about bars talks about them, the drinks and shows Conan how to take off the top of a alcohol bottle with a sword. Ziggy Marley performs.

Fallon: Jimmy makes a guy from the audience read a joke. Jimmy talks about his apartment renovations being finished. Jimmy writes his weekly thank you letters to people and things in the news. They have a thinking contest with audience members who must compete to think the hardest about moccasins then they show what they were actually thinking about. Bob Costas talks about sports and then they hook him up to wires and pull him up into the rafters. Jamie Lynn Sigler talks about what she is up to, an old story about Jimmy getting rejected by her and shows pictures from a website that puts a person’s face on old yearbook photos. Petshop Boys perform.

Ferguson: They made Craig get a new longer sleeve crocodile for high def. Actress Radha Mitchell. The big Jason Ritter interview.