Tuesday September 29th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Sean Hannity attends a protest for farmer’s water and blames it on a poor little fish. Water was found on the moon, but Aasif Mandvi says India found it and that America provided tech support for India this time. Ron Paul is the guest.

Letterman: Liberty holding her nose because of skunks. Sarah Palin’s book cover is her in lingerie with a guy like a romance novel. Capt. Sullenberger’s plane is doing flips in the air. A guy on the news mispronounces the “Rogue” in Palin’s “Going Rogue” book title. Small Town News. Top 10 Sarah Palin tips for writing a book. Kelsey Grammar talks entirely about his heart attack including how it happened and the treatments he received after it. They do a comedy bit showing that he has an iPacemaker and they put the boom mic next to his chest and it plays music. Alyson Hannigan talks about her new baby, her own childhood and How I Met Your Mother. Miranda Lambert performs.

Conan: Andy has to be held back like a child to get the swine flu vaccine. A guy with a Chicago accent narrates the video for the city to the Olympic Committee and then Rio’s video. Wizard of Oz in HD has The Lion’s crotch censored and it swings around. Cody Devereux, the show’s vampire intern, is upset the girl he liked left so he runs out into the sun and melts again. Celebrity Survey. John Krasinki tells stories, talks about the Office and does a marionette imitation of which Conan then joins in. Patton Oswalt. Comedian Quinn Dahle does standup.

Fallon: Audience members compete to throw hot dogs though the mouths of the Full House cast: Bob Saget, Dave Coulier and John Stamos. Usain Bolt talks to Jimmy for a minute then they do a speed walk competition around the studio. Jude Law talks about being in Hamlet on Broadway, then reads the lyrics of Poker Face in Shakespearean style and teaches Jimmy some swordplay. Felicia Day talks about her web series The Guild and World of Warcraft. Sunny Day Real Estate performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks about his new tattoo on his forearm and how some people told him they don’t like it. I don’t. James Spader. A comedian does standup. Laura Isobar performs.

Last Call: From an archery range. Writer Tucker Max talks about his book and movie about his nights of debauchery. Olympic skier Emily Cook. Wild Light performs.