Friday September 25th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: Michael Moore via satellite. Elliot Spitzer is on the panel. Picture of Obama with Kanye's crop circle haircut and Bill goes through the aftermath of what would happen. John Waters joins the panel. New Rules: Momar Kaddafi needs to go away again, China had a cell phone ad that looked like it had a penis, sports bars are just fat guys yelling at the tv, Mackenzie Phillips story is bad, stop putting food in soap, America should replace the bald eagle with the puppy who can't get up.

Letterman: Recreation of Boris Yeltzin outside hailing a cab in his underpants. Dave mentions that it is the 5000th show. Bill Clinton makes noises with his mouth on Larry King. Dave talks about a guy in the audience who wants something free. Dave shows a billboard congratulating him on his 5000th show, but first we see a huge Leno billboard then way below it is a tiny one for Dave. Top 10 questions to ask yourself before spending $63,500 on dinner with Sarah Palin. Bruce Willis comes out in a slanket and he has a wig attachment. Dave throws an unopened slanket and Bruce’s to the guy in the audience. Video of Bruce alone in the dark studio earlier today. Bruce talks about his family and his new movie. LL Cool J talks about NCIS Los Angeles. The Noisettes perform.

Conan: Repeat tonight! The taping was cancelled because Conan fell down a flight of stairs and banged his head during a skit. More info here: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b146222_conan_obrien_bumps_his_bean_during.html

Fallon: Weekly thank you notes. Wheel of Carpet Samples including a quick fun fact video, a space that says “A New Car” then “pet sample” underneath and a video for Wheel of Carpet Samples, the teen drama, starring Jimmy with a moustache. Julianne Marguiles talks about her SNL skit where she spit food into Chris Kattan’s mouth and her new show The Good Wife. Then she, Jimmy and two audience members play charades. Kevin Smith talks about a fan who tattooed his name on himself and his new book. Chef Michael Schlow cooks with Jimmy and Kevin.

Ferguson: Marg Helgenberger in a video reads an excerpt from Craig’s book. Ted Danson. Writers and directors Christopher Miller and Phil Lord.

Last Call: From a boat on a river in Chicago. Mekhi Phifer. A tour of Chicago. Ladyhawke performs.