Wednesday September 9th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Chelsea: Aaron Carter talks about his past with Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff, then talks about the possibility of hooking up with his Dancing partner.

Tyler Perry Show: This was a special one time thing with Tyler promoting his new movie. He had a huge stage and interviewed people from the cast including Taraji P. Henson and Gladys Knight talking and performing.

Conan: Max Weinberg put into footage as a guy who robbed a sex toy. Footage of Conan coming out to the show in a red curly Annie wig and Andy is bald on top with long hair out the sides. Conan teaches production assistant, Susie Santomaror, how to drive on a closed course, this was bad. Tom Arnold talks about his wife and current events. Tim Meadows talks about carrying a picture of Andy Richter in his wallet, doing the Ladies Man voice on calls while talking smart, and how Steven Seagal was the worst SNL guest host. Reba McEntyre performs.

Letterman: Madoff lives at One Ponzi Plaza and the Madoff countdown. Liberty wearing a tennis outfit holding a racket. Dave pulls up his pant legs to show off his long socks then says in a little voice that his name is Skippy, let’s go find girls. Lincoln Memorial watching the President’s address on a TV in his lap. Great moments in Fox History has them airing So You Think You Can Play Spoons instead of the presidential address. Obama speech to kids had his eyes turn to swirling lines trying to hypnotize the kids about school. Dave checks in with that awful Mike Singletary schtick where he talks nonsense. Top 10 questions to ask yourself before eating fried butter. Hitler tells us today’s date: NINE NINE NINE. Jay Z acts like a bit of an ass not answering too many questions fully and giving some loud fake laughs. More with Mike Singletary. Dave cooks burgers with Martha and asked Martha if she’s ever thought about going back to do shows at the lockup. George Jones performs.

Fallon: A timeline of Obama’s speech for school kids turns into him talking about the many options of the Lunchables sandwhich. It is interrupted by an announcement that Obama doesn’t find the cheddar lunchables to be bad like he said they were and then Lunchables pieces dance around. Cell Phone Shootout, the lady wants the Miami trip and Munkus is standing there in beach gear with green screen bathing shorts that have an image of Miami projected onto them. Yes, Munkus does something for the first time. Prizes were a 15 second rave with dance music and smoke, a tropical drink, and another 15 second rave. Queen Latifah talks about what she’s been up to and they reminisce about filming Taxi. Then her and Jimmy race scooters around the building and Munkus appears again to hold the finish lane tape. Ed Westwick rides in on a scooter and talks about being British, Gossip Girl and then plays a game where him and Jimmy say I’m Chuck Bass in different situations. Queen Latifah performs.

Ferguson: Craig shows footage of an old politician who was filmed talking about his sexual acts with a woman. Then he has the bondage guy come out. Craig plays with the Craig puppet, then does Paula Abdul on a bunch of tv shows. Kevin Bacon in a video reads an exerpt from Craig’s book. Danny Devito talks for two segments and almost spanks Craig with a paddle. No time for Audrey Tautou.