Wednesday September 30th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Senate shoots down the health care bill and the sides fight over what to call the public option. Wyatt Cenac talks about the conspiracy behind it all. Samantha Bee in a cow costume the whole time talks to people about automated financial trading. An author is the guest.

Letterman: Liberty holding a rake for fall. Amy Winehouse with skunk colored hair. Hitler’s skull has his moustache and hair. Empire State building will be red and yellow for the Chinese and so will the traffic lights causing a massive pileup. Video of Dave backstage being watched by the Geico stack of cash then he whacks the eyes with a book and blood comes out. Top 10 things never before spoken by a hockey player presented by 10 Rangers team members. Madonna enters in with the Rangers players carrying her on their hockey sticks. She talks about her past appearances on the show including how she was high for one of them, divorcing her husband and her horse riding incident. During the interview Dave called the pizza place next door to order a pizza since Madonna never had a NY pizza slice. Then at the end of the interview they walk out of the studio and go next door to sit down and have a slice while people outside are taking pictures furiously. Harry Connick Jr talks then performs.

Conan: Michelle Obama guests on Sesame Street and Big Bird grills her about her husband’s socialist ideals and his birth certificate. A college bans sex in the dorms while a roommate is there so Conan shows a video of himself as the roommate acting like a nerd playing with his Gandalf and horse toys. Wizard of Oz in HD has the witch’s blood splatter all over the characters when she is melting. A hamster race for the audience members in the back row. Conan talks about and shows the video of Mayor Cory Booker being mad at him for making a joke about Newark. Then Conan says some good features of Newark, but the pictures are of bad things. He makes some more jokes about Newark. Then Conan invites Booker on the show to settle their differences. Kate Walsh talks and shows Conan some dance moves she did somewhere. Jesse Eisenberg talks about being mistaken for Napoleon Dynamite and a Jonas brother, having his first kiss on film, being a homebody when he was a kid and Zombieland. Brad Paisley performs.

Fallon: Fire shoots out of Jimmy’s eyes while he’s talking about an upcoming musical guest. Aaron Carter, Miley Cyrus and like always, Pete Wentz go down in the Who Cares Hindenbergh. I’m still mad they didn’t do a Wentz or Simpson one when Ashlee was on! Jeff Musial brings animals and they make the fire shoot out of a fox’s eyes. Jimmy asks a band member what he’s going to do for his birthday and he just says make sweet love to his woman and it cracks everyone up. Jack McBrayer talks about the Emmys and some other stories. Amy Brenneman talks about Private Practive. Both her and Jack shoot fire from their eyes, Jack with a goofy grin on his face. Owen Benjamin does standup.

Ferguson: Craig communicates with a weird guy in the audience through a spinning tube. Jenna Elfman. Dom Irrera does standup then talks.

Last Call: Actor Chris Pratt talks about getting his start in the business, marrying his wife Anna Faris and Parks and Recreation. A woman from a burlesque show titled Naked Girls Reading talks about it and shows some censored clips of it. The Like performs.