Thursday September 3rd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Madoff countdown. Sneezing into elbows has caused elbow flu which has an elbow with a sneezing mouth on it. Maniacal banjo playing dictator is in the America’s Got Talent finals. Upgrades on a airplane give you a bat to beat passengers with and a greyhound bus to rid on instead. Dave has a frog in his drink. Joe Grossman grilled his face during a barbeque. Top 10 signs the Japanese first lady is nuts. Dave had them make the sneezing elbow make a meow sound. Billy Crystal talks about his new property, his grandkids and his Broadway play. He shows a clip of Biff in the audience of his play laughing on his cell phone. Alan Kalter has a romantic message for viewers. John Fogerty performs.

Conan: An astronaut answers a question in Spanish saying the guy next to him looks like some lizard alien freak. David Hasselhoff judges his performance on America’s Got Talent. Amy Winehouse passed out on the fake sidewalk highway. The Interrupter returns and talks about why he moved over to LA. Sandra Bullock talks about her husband Jesse James and her new movie. Conan talks to the winners of the little league baseball world series and one of them comes up to Conan to get his ring back. Comedian Gina Yashere does standup.

Fallon: Jimmy shows some entries for the Late Night Intern contest. The Who Cares Hindenberg goes down in flames with stories of Jon Gosselin’s pool party, Levi Johnston considering posing naked and Lindsey Lohan getting a new house. On the show that Ashlee Simpsons-Wentz is on they don’t use a story about her or her husband, LAME. Jimmy combines tv shows to create new shows. Jason Bateman tells some stories, shows Jimmy a way to not laugh by not looking into a person’s eyes and talks about his movie while Jimmy laughs like crazy about some of the funny scenes he saw. Ashlee Simpson Wentz talks about her baby and Melrose Place. She tries to guess if some old ridiculous Melrose Place plots are real or fake and they are all real. Shadows Fall performs.

Ferguson: Craig hypes the big Jason Ritter interview. They have a graphic for Jason Ritter week. Carrie Fisher. DJ Qualls. And Jason Ritter is bumped off the show again…