Wednesday September 2th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Footage of the subway is a clip from some old movie in a cave. Madoff countdown and his beach house is called Swindler’s cove. Osama invites Momar Kaddafi to his community on Long Island. Unlike Spitzer, politicians used to get things done and sleep around, like Bill Clinton. David Letterman is the cranky old guy that lives next door and yells at the hippies in Taking Woodstock. The cameraman lowers the camera and says he needs a drink. Dave continues to do the show with the camera lowered. Top 10 dumb guy tips to combat the swine flu. Jason Bateman talks about killing a bug at home and his new movie Extract. Beavis and Butthead introduce the clip to the movie. Presidential adviser Dr. John P. Holdren.

Conan: Another clip of Gov. Arnold in an old movie as a firefighter trying to get people out of a house is supposed to be news coverage about the California wildfires. Biden talking for a long time at a baseball game is stopped by a ball landing in his mouth. A voiceover is used over Elmo to have him say we all are doomed while he and a guy discuss the swine flu. Two fake spokespersons played by the same guy, one nice and one mean, for two prisons gives their reasons why they should get the Gitmo detainees including showing promo videos. Hangin with Hayes has the show’s IT guy rolled out on a desk to answer first Conan’s IT questions then a question about his marriage which he can help since he reads Conan’s emails. Then he tells Max he can get him access to those banned sites he’s always trying to visit. John McCain talks about twitter, Ted Kennedy, health care and Palin. Frank Caliendo does his usual hilarious impressions with a lot of Obama, McCain and Madden. Third Eye Blind performs.

Fallon: Lickin it for ten: a girl likes football bobblehead dolls, a guy gets underneath an edible football field then licks it while Jimmy rolls it away from him making it look like his tongue is running across the field, two guys race to push a football with their tongue to the end of a small football field. Jeff Musial brings out animals and acts crazy. John Leguizamo talks about his movies. Dr Oz shows off some livers then brings Jimmy across the hall to the Dr Oz show studio. Smokey Robinson performs.

Ferguson: Craig has the giraffe puppet then talks about giraffes. Mila Kunis chats it up with Craig and takes up two segments bumping Jason Ritter off the show AGAIN. Luckily Craig alluded to that they just tape the interview when he’s there then add it into the taping.