Tuesday September 22th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Jon thanks the staff for their Emmy win and says this past year he really thinks they deserve it. Obama was on all 5 Sunday Morning shows and news networks thinks hes overexposed. Republicans speak at a conference. One of them talks about homosexuality. Footage of Tom Delay on Dancing with the Stars. Guest is author Vali Nasr.

Letterman: Momar Kadafi and Mahmoud Ahmedinijad iteneries include visiting the Rachael Ray show to cook chili cheese goat nuggets. The Ernie Anastos saying “keep fucking that chicken” clip, pretty late huh? Bill Clinton went to North Korea to rescue two women from a dictator, tonight he rescues the audience from Dave. Bill Clinton talks about the project he’s working on and his trip to North Korea. Lebron James talks about his new documentary. Then he and Dave shoot some hoops.

Conan: Picture of Obama with an eraser afro like Kid from Kid and Play. Obama’s health care plan in 4 seconds was clips of him edited together to say “Stop whining about health care you jackass.” Video of Conan showing his private elevator to avoid swine flu then maceing a lady who gets into his. A pig bites Andy and he sneezes then faints. Max says if everyone wore a swine flu mask he wouldn’t stand out as much when he exposes himself on the subway. Conan and Andy visit the anime studio again to just make up dialogue to anime clips. This had to be the worst thing they have done on the new show. Rebecca Romajin shows a picture of Conan on a bike in full biking gear, goes through advice she gave in a magazine for women and talks about Eastwick. Lisa Lampenelli tells dirty jokes about her husband and talks about her new book. Monsters of Folk perform.

Fallon: Head Swap turns into the graphics guy tricking Jimmy into brining fake cocaine to a bunch of mobsters, but then he comes and saves him. Ultimate Mustache Championship has Jimmy and Higgins commentating a fight between guys dressed as John Stossel’s and Geraldo Rivera’s mustaches in a real ring including a UFC ref and a ring girl. During the bit it is interrupted by a station preview for a show called Decetive JamFace which was Miles with jam all over his face. Seth Meyers talks about the Thursday SNL, preparing for the big premiere and shows a clip of the Italian SNL where they cut to a naked lady after Weekend Update. Then his brother Josh Meyers comes out to play the same guessing what answers the other person gave game that they did last time. Basketball player Chris Paul talks about his new book quickly then goes into the halls with Jimmy to play Seth and Josh, who were all dressed up in goofy sporting gear, at a game of dodgeball by the elevator bank. As they walk there they see Amy Poehler on the elevator. Landon Pigg performs.

Ferguson: Neil Patrick Harris in a video reads an excerpt from Craig’s book. Craig checks in with Tim Meadows about the new fall TV season including Tim wanting to be on Dancing with the Stars and him fast forwarding through Craig. Reba McEntire talks then later performs. Dave Annable.

Last Call: From an outdoor bar in Venice Beach. Stan Lee talks about the history and current work of Marvel. A computer graphics designer talks about the movies he's worked on. Mat Kearney performs.